Garry Marshall: [voiceover, after the Paramount Pictures logo is finished] Now, where to begin?
[click tongues with after the 2002 Nickelodeon Movies logo]
Garry Marshall: How about "Once upon a time"?
[music cuts off with opening glitches up and cuts to black]
Garry Marshall: How many times have you heard that to begin a story? Let's do something else. [gasps] I got it. I got it. Here we go. Here's how to open a movie.
[opening to The Lion King brief playing and dies out]
Garry Marshall: No, I don't think so. It sounds familiar, doesn't it to you?
[cuts to a Storybook Opening and hue change]
Garry Marshall: Oh, no, no, not the book! How many have seen "opening the book" before? [screech] Close the book. We're not doing that. Here's what we're gonna do. [as a Nick Toons logo zooms in] Why don't I just go back to the day things took a turn for the worst.